List of Episodes

Following is an episode list for the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. As of November 21, 2013, 232 episodes have aired.

Every episode's title is a phrase said by one of the characters in that episode.

The three exceptions are the pilot episode and the episodes "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" and "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers". The latter episode does fit the criterion, but the quote was part of a deleted scene which Chuck Lorre explains in the episode's vanity card.

The episode "Chocolate Diddlers, or My Puppy's Dead" is also not a direct quote; Charlie sings his song called "Chocolate Diddlers", while Alan suggests it sounds more like "My Puppy's Dead". The episode title's offering up a suggestion to which of the two titles the song could be called.

Season 1: 2003 -- 2004
Main article: Season 1

Season 2: 2004 – 2005
Main article: Season 2

Season 3: 2005 – 2006
Main article: Season 3 

Season 4: 2006 – 2007
Main article: Season 4 

Season 5: 2007 – 2008
Main article: Season 5 

Season 6: 2008 – 2009
Main artcle: Season 6

Season 7: 2009 – 2010
Main article: Season 7

Season 8: 2010 – 2011
Main article: Season 8

Season 9: 2011 – 2012
Main article: Season 9

Season 10: 2012 – 2013
Main article: Season 10

Season 11: 2013 - 2014
Main article: Season 11